Today's Obsessions...

About 2 minutes into this video you'll be so deep in crazy that you'll have to dig down to get out...

Decorate your basement with Sharpie! The fumes will distract you from the radon.

Sarah Silverman solves the Florida election problem in one fell swoop.

Wanna look just right for your big meltdown in front of Katie Couric? Paula Young's gotcha covered.